21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)

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21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)

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By now you're probably convinced that famous people live in some sort of pocket universe where common social rules don't apply. And that's especially true when it comes to dating and relationships. Celebrity dating techniques range from baffling to openly hilarious. This, in a world where literally all they'd need to say is, "Hi, I'm Chris Pratt."

Michael Douglas used want to father your children as a pickup line to Catherine Zeta-Jones. EN BE It put her off though, and he had to resort to a ru
KIRK CAMERON SAYS THAT THE KEY TO A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP IS HONOR: WOMEN, HONOR YOUR MAN AND FOLLOW HIS LEAD! HE SAYS THAT A MAN SHOULD NOT TELL A WOMAN
CRACKED ce COM Cheryl cole is sure guys want to hear little breaths from a woman during sex. Women shouldn't be loud, she says, so they don't sound
Accordingo to Kristen Stewart,e oskippingt the shower makesthe relationshipl hotter: llove the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under
Uma Thurman said it's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats than with someone who doesn't Flush the toilet. Although when asked about

Brooklyn Decker

Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker used their agents as middle-men when they started dating. Andy asked his agent to give Brooklyn's agent his number. B
RICHARD NIXON INFORMED FUTURE FIRST LADY PAT RY OF HIS INTENT TO MARRY HER BEFORE SHE HAD AGREED TO THEIR FIRST DATE. DURING THE TWO YEARS BEFORE SHE
Jennifer Lawrence believes that the secret to a happy relationship is to mutually agree to rfy ignore one another during busy times. CRACKEDCONM
Former Days of Our Lives star, Alison Sweeny claims she and her husband keep their marriage alive by giving each other a yearly job evaluation over
If a guy is out for one thing, it's best to go for shallow, unintelligent women. -Steve Harvey Harvey says men looking for casual encounters should
eWeird Al Yankovic he says took several first dates to The Naked see Gun. He wouldn't mention his cameo. He'd just wear the same shirt and wait for h
According to Russell Brand, threesomes are only worth doing with two girls: I would urge people, men especially. unless they're bisexual, to avoid th
CRACKEDCO That time of the month? Give BJs to keep your boyfriend, says 50 Cent.
CRot Jack Nicholson says dishonesty is vital in a relationship. You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody el
Boris Kodic claims that in order to keep your marriage in order, you have to keep it sexy. However, he also says that if you fail to keep your marriag
Bruce Willis's best old-school, single guy pick-up line, as he calls it, was: you what are Hey... later? for sex doing
Because Of his struggles with a porn addiction, TERRY CREWS believes that no man ine relationship should watch it: Women, you need to be fearless. Yo
Kate Moss found her once-husband Jamie Hince through Google. Google Gooule Scarcli I'mI Feeliny Lucky She was googling men when she found a pictur
Julie Delpy claims men should be reachable at all CRACKED COM times, but women won't always necessarily answer their phone calls. Also? It's not a d

Brad Pitt

If a woman's favorite movie is the 1991 Madonna documentary Truth or Dare, run. That's Brad Pitt's advice.
Spice Girl Mel B says she chose dates from a lineup of celebrity d!ck pics. The singer claims a friend introduced her to a secret site where famous me
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