22 Times Your So-Called Friends Were The Absolute Worst

Enemies have nothing on these so-called friends.
22 Times Your So-Called Friends Were The Absolute Worst

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Oh sure, enemies can be brutal, mean, vindictive, and cruel. But that's nothing compared to the garbage that bad friends can pull. We asked you to tell us your most nightmarish stories about ways your so-called friends screwed you over.

The most disturbing story is below, but first, the runners-up:

My friend returned the car she had borrowed with a slight dent in the bumper. She said somebody bumped the car in the parking lot when she was inside
GRACKEDOON As a teenager, I traveled with a friend to the sea. His job was to secure travel tickets, mine was to find accommodation. It was all wonder
CRACKED.COM My friend of six years went behind my back and told my wife (then girlfriend) that I cheated on her when she was outstationed. Luckily for
I was very excited to share my first apartment with my best friend. The day that she moved in... HIS STUFF So did her boyfriend. He never paid rent, w
A friend asked if I needed proofreading for an essay I was writing for an exam, since he had already finished his. was thrilled to get some help! I WA
A CHILDHOOD FRIEND WAS OPPOSED TO ME BECOMING A VEGETARIAN. SO HE PUT BACON IN A VEGETABLE CRAth STEW HE WAS MAKING. He triumphantly told me that af
A friend convinced me to leave my dorm and move off campus. I hauled everything to the new apartment and then she called over Thanksgiving saying she
CRAGKEDD Senotperton My friend was a fan of Alexandre Dumas' Musketeer novels, SO when I acquired an early English edition of one of the less well kno
I was in a casual intimate relationship with a coworker that we wanted to keep on the down-low. My then-best friend (another coworker) showed up at my
My so-called friend spent the night, and stole my expensive kidney meds. He didn't need them. He just figured they'd get him high. CRACKEDCON
When I was 16, my friend set me up with a girl. I got my first kiss, and all seemed well. Until I later found out she was completely nuts! Turns out,
A good friend stayed at my house one night and accidentally dropped my toothbrush in the toilet. She picked it up and pretendede it never happened. Sh
In the third grade, I scrimped and saved to buy my best friend a birthday present. Not only did he regift that present several months later but I was
CRACKEDOON A close friend begged me to loan him my car, saying he needed to .pick up his wife who had broken down in the next town over. He brought
An ex FRiEND ASKEDTO BORROW mY LAPTOP FOR An ASSIGNMENT. EVER since 0 GOTIT BACK IT WOULD OVERHEAT AnD FReeze.n came TO THE poInT WHERE IT WAS uSeLeSs
A buddy of mine decided to QUit the band we formed together three days before our very first gig, saying that he never liked our genre anyway. EVHNG H
A few years ago, I purchased a new laptop and put my old one up for sale online for $300. A friend asked if he could buy it and if I could give him an
My friend loves to shitpost on social media with a fake profile. One day, he made a racist post from my computer, unaware that it was on my real frick
WHEN WE WERE PARTYING AT A CLUB, A FRIEND SPIKED MY BEER WITH KETAMINE WITHOUT TELLING ME. HE ONLY CAME CLEAN WHENI WAS ALREADY FEELING THE EFFECTS AN
CRACKED CON When I was 13, a friend asked to borrow about a half: dozen of my video games, including some old ones that were hard to find and expensi
In high school, as a prank, my best friend filled the teacher mailboxes with trash and letters saying how bad they were at their job. He signed the le
When a friend found out that am bilingual, he started asking me to translate texts for him over and over. Then 0 found out he did it to pose as a free
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