22 Ways Sex Can (And Did) Go Horrifyingly Wrong

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22 Ways Sex Can (And Did) Go Horrifyingly Wrong

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You'd think because of all the lying down involved, sex would be pretty safe. You'd be mistaken. People injure themselves doing sex stuff all the time, and we've got the horror stories to prove it.

Doctors and emergency rooms are constantly treating people whose sexual encounters have had horrible, nightmare-inducing consequences. For example:

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AN ITALIAN COUPLE MAKING LOVE IN THE WATER OFF PORTO SAN GIORGIO FOUND THEIR GENITALIA INEXTRICABLY LOCKED TOGETHER. THEY WERE VICTIMS OF PENIS CAPTIV
Always use protection when giving rim jobs! In 2014 a man went to see a doctor after suffering from weeks of diarrhea. After providing a stool sample,
COMEDIAN CRAGKEDoO ROSS ASDOURIAN WAS IN THE MIDST OF INTERCOURSE WHEN HE BROKE HIS PENIS. PENILE FRACTURE, OR CORPUS CAVERNOSA RUPTURE, CAN OCCUR WHE
In 2011, a woman fooled around with a male friend near a relative's grave. A tombstone fell on her leg, and she ended up in the hospital. CRACKED.COM
A hickey led to a mild stroke. A New Zealand woman lost the feeling in her left arm because of a clot in the artery underneath the hickey she got a fe
A French couple's nude bodies were found in the moat of a 19th century Napoleonic fort. Police speculate that they were having a tryst and fel into th
CRACKED.COM A Texas doctor encountered a woman whose boyfriend had given her oral sex immediately after eating spicy food. The resulting transfer of h
In a 1996 one-night stand, Sandra Orellana jumped up to sit on a balcony railing, to have sex. But she fell eight stories, and the drop killed her. CR
There have been at least five cases where people suffered lacerations from their Henry masturbation 200 session with a vacuum cleaner. Don't do it guy
CRAGKED0O CON A woman from Birmingham, UK contracted a flesh-eating disease after she got injured during a sex game. Katie Widdowson, 24, hurt her wri
A Pennsylvania man plugged nipple clamps into an electric strip and used them on his wife. He shocked her three or four times, and the last time, she

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An endoscopy department in Milan had to come up with a new technique to remove a massive 23 dildo from a 31-year- old man's rectum. It was too smooth
A 70 Oyear old man was rushed to the hospital... c..because he had a fork stuck in his penis. It was found out that he had been using it for sexual gr
A fitness trainer will tell you to work hard. But a weightlifter in Germany took it too far. He managed to get his penis stuck inside the hole of a du
CRACKED.COM When having sex while driving, a Washington couple crashed into a tree. They had to go to the hospital for treatment of broken bones.
A Cameroonian: woman had her appendix removed after experiencing a whole week of constant pain in her lower. abdomen. Large intestine Small intestine
CRACKED.GOM While having some solo fun with a drinking glass in his butt, a man lost control ofit, and it got stuck. When it BROKE he went to the hosp
In 2011, a Tennessee couple tried to heat things up in the bedroom by having him eat a melted giant gummy bear off of her body, Unlike massage wax, ho
A completely intoxicated Kansas man had the police called on him because he was making sweet, sweet love a car's ipipe. The police found the CRACKED.C
A27-year-old Maryland woman was rushed to the hospital after her man got the bright idea to POWER use a dildo on her, SADER which he had attached to a
A Spanish couple were having sex on top of a covered well when the cover slipped, and the woman fell down the thirty-foot shaft. Her lover fled the sc
B 10 12 After using an iron ring as a c*ck ring, a man found himself stuck. After two days with a constant erection, he went to the doctor. It had to
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