20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

All the times characters either insanely overreacted, or didn’t react at all.
20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters

When it comes to filmmaking, one of the top priorities is telling a powerful, cohesive story. Your characters not only have to make sense as characters, their actions have to make sure to the audience. Just kidding! Storytelling that makes sense will always take a backseat to hastily cobbled-together crap that furthers the plot.

Instead of writing scene where the audience contemplatively scratches their chins and thinks “hmmmm, there is conflict here, but both sides have clearly-defined goals, and I can see where they're coming from. Yep, all makes sense," these writers writers kicked the doors down and yelled “we're going zero to stupid as fast as possible, bitches!” If someone of these were Choose Your Own Adventure stories, “turn to page 147” would have a single paragraph that said “what the hell are you thinking? Seriously?!”

Which is how we ended up with these very, very dumb character reactions. Behold ...

20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters
WHen Ant-man TuRnS GIAnT DURING THE AIRPORT FIGHT, HE RISKS A LOT. He onLy DID IT once BEFORE. AND SAYS He COULD TEAR HIMSELF in HALF. CAPAN CAPTAIN A
20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters
When Peter Parker, a teenager, tells Tony Stark, an adult, that he can't leave school and go to Germany, Tony's first reaction isn't to ask him to thi
So suppose some guy leaves his wife and daughter to pursue a career in music. Do you: A: Consider him culpable for his Own decisions, or... B. Blame m
20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters
The prince from Beauty and the Beast turns away the enchantress. Her reaction? She puts a curse on him else everybody and to live who happens in his c
Mr. Big mumbles one line about cold feet before his wedding to Carrie Bradshaw. SEXHHCITY THE TH OVIE So naturally Carrie runs screaming from the venu
To prove that she's practically a god after overdosing on brain-unlocking drugs, the titular character in Lucy traumatizes some guy by making him re-l
The first time we see Daniel, he's giving the eulogy at his beloved CRACKED CON wife's funeral. A week later, he breaks down in front of his best frie
Buddy Pine became Syndrome, a supervillain, all because Mr. Incredible didn't want a sidekick. CRACKED.COM
BY THE END OF ROGUE ONE, IT'S CLEAR THAT TARKIN IS A MUCH PETTIER PERSON THAN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY SUGGESTS BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY HE NEEDS TO D
20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters
SchoolorRoc Dewey Finn is the coolest, and most laid- back teacher but when one of his students goes off to play cards with some people, he furiously
SPECT RE When his father adopts a recently-orphaned James Bond, Blofeld retaliates by: O Killing his father O Faking his death O Building a criminal e
ONCOE U PON TIME When Regina's mother, Queen Cora, finds out that her daugher has fallen in love with Daniel, a lowly stable boy, she rips his heart o
CRACKED CAI JAIA CAPTAIN AMERICA When Tony finds out that Bucky killed his parents, he tries to murder him. He does this even knowing that Hydra had u
20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters
SHL HI Gwen Grayson becomes a supervillain known as Royal Pain and attempts to destroy her school... ...because they made her a sidekick.
20 Completely Irrational Reactions By Rational Characters
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