35 Updates to Classic Childhood Toys (Too Awesome to Exist)

Toys made your childhood fun, but with a few minor tweaks they could have made it unspeakably badass.
35 Updates to Classic Childhood Toys (Too Awesome to Exist)

The toys we had growing up were pretty awesome and all, but hey, things can always be more kickass, right? We asked you to crank our childhood toys up to 11 using the witchcraft that is image manipulation. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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35 Updates to Classic Childhood Toys (Too Awesome to Exist)
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