The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

Pubic service announcements are the substitute teachers of the advertising industry. They start with good intentions, but the impossibility of their job quickly robs them of their will to change minds, or really to make any goddamn sense at all. We asked our readers to try to come up with PSAs even worse than the real thing. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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CRACKEDCO COM THE 60UERNMENT 6R WANTS TO CUT EDUCATION FunDInG FOR MILITARY USE ARE GIANT ROTABLE ROBOTS WORTTH YOUR CHILDS FUTURE? RE ENCY N
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Hey Kids Don't Play With FIRE
The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible
The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible
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The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible
CRAGKEDCON Hey, Kid! Do You Really Want To Be A PDRATE! Downloading copyrighted mateial without permission is PIRACY A CRINIE. CRIMXS AND/OR CRIMIINAL
FACT CRACKEDOON STRESS KILLS EVERY SINGLE MINUTE YOU ARE STRESSED IS A MINUTE OFF YOUR LIFE DON'T DIE ST'OP STRESSING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible
CRACKEDO CON NEXT TIME YOU CHOOSE A SNACK, CHOOSE HEALTHY CHOOSE FRUIT
Give child a the lifelong gift of nature, however long that life may be. One of the best things you give your child can or grandchild doesn't come fro
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Thinking about terminating an unplanned pregnancy? ABORT THE APPOINTMENT YOUR SELFISHNESS IS A SINFUL MISTAKE FIND SALVATION NOW www.bible.org
You Choose! (ove2 FIT Orr Obesity has become the worst health problem in the Western World and is caused MAINLY by bad living habits. LIVE HEALTHIER.
CRACKED COM If you want to live in the United States, learn to speak Engis: Sidesea Vivir en los EStados Unidos, ender a hablar Ingles!
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The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible
DON'T PICK UP HITCHHIKERS! e THEY COULD DO ANYTHING. CRACKEDCON
CRACKED cO COM In his early life, Adolf Hitler was a heavy smoker He used to smoke 25 to 40 cigarettes a day He eventually gave up the habit. view- in

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