The Truth About Romantic Relationships: Charted

When it comes to the opposite sex, the educational system is sure to give us line drawings of the changes their bodies are going through in middle school, but nobody ever tells us what to expect from a relationship with them. We asked you to show us the charts they could have shown us that would have made our dating lives easier.
The Truth About Romantic Relationships: Charted

When it comes to the opposite sex, the educational system is sure to give us line drawings of the changes their bodies are going through in middle school, but nobody ever tells us what to expect from a relationship with them. We asked you to show us the charts they could have shown us that would have made our dating lives easier. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Elements of a Long Distance Relationship Phone Calls Resentment Masturbation Other GRACKEDcO COM
WHY WON'T HE CALL?! The reasons for their silence since your last date Said something that Just didn't feel a spark offended him 5% You wouldn't put o
CRACKEDCON Reality VS Expectations 98 80 expetl her Y 48 2 exceeding a Chance 0 Adele Mom Mom Romance Porn sonas [marriedl novels Where she
CRACKED CON Eating Disorder Accusation Index 47 47 47 317 37.6 Chances that you'll think 28.2 of yourself as too skinny or too fat to Women have a dec
WHAT WE THINK ABOUT DURING SEX MEN WOMEN Do look fa Fastef take 20% Didt my pill this 106 Baseball moring? 5% Hande 10% What am going to SEX!!! war tO
How Single Men Spend Their Time 10% 10% Regretting Past Relationships Swearing Off Women Wishing They Were in a Relationship 80% CRACKEDOON
CRACKED CON Yes, they do. Can I go now?' 100% Um...No?' HONESTY No! They're perfect! 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP (in years)
Billionaire GRACKED.COM Crimefighter Friends wl Hollywood Bigwig Almost Finished wl Bestselling Novel Relatid Wouldn't Leave for Men Somcone Hotter Wo
WHOM YOur ROOMATE SCORED WITH LAST NIGHT... WHAT HE SAYS Vs. REALITY Clam Reality 5 O CRACKEDOON In the looks department
-ChAD says Tina looks nice (E) -The amount of words Chad says describing Tina's niceness is (D) -The time it takes Chad to say that Tina looks nice is
RELATIONSHIP CREDIT SCORE HIGH LLILL LOW Cleaned Mowed Washed Did Killed/ kitty litter lawn dishes handyman removed thing bug Male (expected) Female b
The Five Stages of Farting in Relationships PLEASE DONT SQUEEZE YOU SHE MUST TOOHARD. NEVEP KNOW ARE so THETRUTH CUTE. AW COME HIGH ON. I'M 1 -2 TRYIN
Prospects Actual Dating What Men Perceive Woman's A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 CRAGKED Her Hotness
CRAGKEDOR Time Spent Watching Porn (For Men) Single Dating Married

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