The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes from Actual Movies

One of the most popular genre of viral image is inspirational movie quotes -- some deep monologue on love from 500 Days of Summer or just a few motivational words from Yoda. We asked you to find the most inappropriate and least inspirational real quotes from movies, and make inspirational images out of them.
The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes from Actual Movies

One of the most popular genre of viral image is inspirational movie quotes -- some deep monologue on love from 500 Days of Summer or just a few motivational words from Yoda. We asked you to find the most inappropriate and least inspirational real quotes from movies, and make inspirational images out of them. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

ARRAARRRR EPMAMIR B Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.
I'll probably shit blood tonight.
CRACKED I wanna see plenty of beach between men. Five men is a juicy opportunity, one man's a waste of ammo.
GET USED TO DISAPPOINTMENT CRACKED'COM
NO AMERICAN SHOULD FIND HIMSELF IN A FOREIGN LAND WITHOUT A PISTOL GRAGKEDo COMT
You have a rendezvous with my ass. motherfucker! CRACKED COM
ORACKED.COM The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING IF YOU DONT HAVE A DICK? CRACKED COM
I'm genetic garbage. o Vincent Benedict CRACKED COM
CRACKED.COM MY WIFE USED To FART WHEN SHE WAS NERVOUS.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower: THIS will be the highlight of my day. It's all downhill from there.
REC I'LL GIVE YOU A WINTER PREDICTION: It's be cold, it's be it's gonna gonna grey, and gonna last you for the rest of your life. CRACKED
Well, DOUBLE DUMBASS On YOU! CRACKEDGOM
The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes from Actual Movies
YOU'VE DECIDED TO BE A BUM ....AND WITHOUT A JOB, A RESIDENCE OR LEGAL TENDER, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE: A FUCKING BUM. I GOTTA TAKE A S
CRACKEDCO COM YOU were NOT brought upon this world to get it.
The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes from Actual Movies
Dsnepland Fuck, this is better than Dosnepland: mon,
IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE. BUT, THEN AGAIN, WHO DOES?
CRACKED.COM SIOMDE 0888330 VIRIL ERILRO IRO Don't worry, scrote There are plenty of'tards out there living really kick- ass lives. My first wife was '
HEROIN MAKES YOU CONSTIPATED. THE HEROIN FROM MY LAST HIT IS FADING AND THE SUPPOSITORIESI HAVE YET TO MELT. I AM NO LONGER CONSTIPATED.
CRACKED YES, FUCK YOU TOO!
Haagh! Aaaaaaaaaal!! Waaaaaaaaaah!! Yaaaagh! Arrrghbl!

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