17 Awesome Technologies We Secretly Suspect They're Hiding

With new technological innovations hitting the market all the time, it's easy to forget about all the space age futuristic technology that crazy people assure us the government is keeping from us in a secret bunker in the desert somewhere.
17 Awesome Technologies We Secretly Suspect They're Hiding

With new technological innovations hitting the market all the time, it's easy to forget about all the space age futuristic technology that crazy people assure us the government is keeping from us in a secret bunker in the desert somewhere. We asked you to show us the advances that are too awesome to share with the general public. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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