How to Make Money Now That The Economy's Crapped the Bed

In case you haven't watched the news for the last few weeks, or talked to anyone, the US is undergoing something of a financial meltdown. What are some of the increasingly desperate and creative ways businesses will try to stay afloat during the crisis? Especially if things get much, much worse?
We asked you to photoshop the answer to that question, and offered $50 to the winner so they could buy food. That winning entry is below, but first, the runners-up:











