Ads That Are Absolutely Coming (Or Maybe Here Already)

Get ready for spam to be a lot weirder.
Ads That Are Absolutely Coming (Or Maybe Here Already)

The world is weird right now, and that's bound to have a knock-on effect. And it's only a matter of time before companies realize that they can capitalize on that weirdness and sell us products and services we never imagined we'd even need. We asked crystal gazer Sonny Time to put his gypsy hat on and do some prognosticating, Photoplasty-style. Hell, several companies have probably launched these campaigns already.

Here's what he came up with:

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