The 25 Worst Possible Text Messages To Wake Up To

What happens when the first thing you read in the morning is the last text message you'd ever want to get?
The 25 Worst Possible Text Messages To Wake Up To

In today's age, we pretty much live and die by our phones. They're the last thing we look at before we go to bed at night, and they're the first thing we look at when we get up in the morning.

But what happens when the first thing you read in the morning is the last text message you'd ever want to get? We asked our readers to conjure up the worst text messages possible to wake up to. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

AT&T 3G 8:46 AM Messages Kristen <33 Edit So it turns out I don't have any morning after pills Nor can I afford them Send
ml ATT 3G 8:12 AM Messages John Edit Sorry you had to leave the Bill Murray party So early. Work's a drag, huh? Holy shit he's HERE! Bill Murray crash
AT&T 3G 7:01 AM Messages Unknown Edit Peekaboo. I see you. Send CRAGKEDCOM
ml_. S&M.net 3G 9:09 AM Messages Jigsaw Edit I am So sorry. Fell asleep watching Dexter reruns and completely forgot about you. So... Did my spring-lo
mal.. AT&T 3G 9:41 AM 13% Messages Joe Edit Don't go to bed and turn on the news! NOW! They found a parasite in the towns water supply It eats your br
AT&T 3G 26 AM Messages H4CK3R Edit Congratulations! You appear to have accidentally downloaded the iRansomurPhone app. Keep an eye on your text messag
00o AT&T 4G 9:22 AM 21.% Messages Jonny B Contact Yesterday 11-F5 PM Bro, where you at... ? Today 9 16m Hey, I found this phone next to what I assume
aal.. DD-Mobile 3G 3:45 AM 44% Messages Fred from work Edit II116 LU IlaRE L IC UUlIUS Tue 4:00 AM Time to make the donuts Wed 4:00 AM Time to make th
AT&T 3G 7:13 AM Messages Tim Edit Bro, we both had a lot of drinks last night. Let just pretend what we did n said 2 each other didnt happen.... n the
mull TELUS 3G 8:55 AM Messages UNKNOWN Edit If you ever want to see your family again, bring $10,000 dollars in unmarked bills to the bus depot. If yo
AT&T 3G 6:30 AM Messages My Bae Edit Had the best time making out with you the other night! Nobody kisses like you do. <3 So... about that flu I thoug
..000 AT&T 8:30 AM 85% Messages Me! Contact iMessage Today 1:46 AM You should really lock your doors at night... Delivered You should really lock your
sll. Orange 7:00 AM 89% Messages John L. Edit Yo, Pete, are you ready to go? Where are you, Pete? We have our big audition with Mr. Martin at EMI this
Verizon 3G 6:17 AM IL- Messages Unknown Edit I found your number on a dollar in my G-string. Were you the married guy or the guy with the weird boner?
AT&T 3G 10:14 AM Messages Joe Edit u awake bro? i can't believe we drank that much vodka i just found this on my phone!! what the hell did we do yeste
AT&T 3G 6:05 AM 93 % Messages Rita Contact Todlay 6:00 AM Hey, don't forget the Punxsutawney Phil ceremony today. Tocay 6:OO AM Hey, don't forget the
CRACKED COM 903 AM Contact ATST Reminders 800 Auto <Messages Reminder: Automated 9am Demolition
Chris 3G 8:49 AM mmI. Messages Agent #97/B Edit The experiment is over. Your family and friends are currently on a plane ride out of the country. Your
CRACKEDCON Attention human: Your reproductive member has been temporarily appropriated for study. Send (160/160)1 3 messages sent
The 25 Worst Possible Text Messages To Wake Up To
The 25 Worst Possible Text Messages To Wake Up To
#.. crked 3G 7:45 AM Messages Bar Girl Edit I had SO much fun last night but i had to go My homeroom teacher is such a dick about attendance anywayzz
sl.. WIND 3G 4:49 AM Messages Sweetie Edit Oh hey, I saW you were done with your recipe book, So went ahead and cleared out all those dessert recipes
CRACKED cO ...00 ATAT 8:55 AM 50% Messages Unknown Contact Today a 22 A You should dial 911. Thanks for the kidney.
The 25 Worst Possible Text Messages To Wake Up To

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