Hello! I'm Ben Adelman, freelance comedy writer and all around stellar person! I like to say funny things that make people laugh and preferably get paid for them in the process. If you'd like to hire me for a writing project, comedic, serious, or otherwise, I can be contacted at yankeecrazy9@yahoo.com. If you'd just like to say hello or to tell me how attractive I am, find me on Facebook, I'll friend anyone because I'm lonely and have an inferiority complex....I mean because I'm such a nice guy! If you'd like to complain to me about my writing, you can give me a call at 1-800-SOD-OFF. Thanks for checking out my profile page!
