I breathe a lot of oxygen, but, really, it's mostly nitrogen, which is just typical. Working as an editor and writer in Beijing, I write funny things because I am otherwise inadequate. I think I have a Twitter at @TylerRoney. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I'll just go eat some twigs and bugs. Sorry for bothering you.
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2140-5-realities-smog-so-bad-it-blots-out-sun.html
