Patrick Coyne
Patrick Coyne is secretly two boys under a long trench coat, pretending to be one adult man. Please help.
5 Famous Songs That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think
Most songs are about boning.
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6 Common Myths About Healthy Eating You Probably Believe
The primary ingredient in most of these healthy superfoods is 100 percent organic, free-range B.S.
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- By Patrick Coyne, Alyssa Feller
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5 Famous Pop Culture Moments (That Never Happened)
When it comes to pop culture memories we're basically all the guy from Memento.
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Unexplained Things That Only Happen In A Few Places On Earth
Las Vegas is depressing its residents to death.
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How About We Explain (And Then Ruin) Your Favorite Songs?
Scott Weiland is kind of a creepy dude.
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5 Origin Stories Of Famous Music That Are Shockingly Creepy
The music industry is shadier than Slim.
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5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys
Never disregard the power of an angry mother.
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6 Popular 'Luxury' Products That Are Based On An Absurd Lie
Beats sold four pairs of their Solos headphones every minute of 2013 thanks, in part, to their weight.
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5 Hilarious Attempts By Musicians To Stay On Top
In 1994, an increasingly irrelevant MC Hammer had to change - so he chucked the MC from his name and any dignity/credibility he had with it.
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6 Famous Awards Way More Full Of S#!% Than You Think
It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.
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5 Beloved Kids Shows That Were Perverted Behind The Scenes
When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.
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