The Editing Room
The Editing Room creates Abridged Scripts for popular movies. What's an Abridged Script, you ask? Think of them like Cliff's Notes for popular movies, except that Cliff is an asshole because he thinks your favorite movie sucks.
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If 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH - "Alright, the whole world is about to forget that Tom Holland is Spider-Man, which is exactly what Sony keeps threatening Disney with every time they have to renegotiate the rights."
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If 'Eternals' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
KUMAIL NANJIANI (gesticulating wildly) - 'You can't tell I had barely any time to prep for this dance number, right?'
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If 'Shang-Chi' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
AWKWAFINA (gawking in amazement) "Say what? My totally ripped best friend of ten years can throw a punch? What else are you hiding, my dude?"
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If 'Black Widow' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
'And so, SCARLETT settles into her quiet adventure of surviving alone off the land. But this ain't the MINARI CINEMATIC UNIVERSE ...'
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If 'Mortal Kombat' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
'That’s right, everybody, it’s me, classic Mortal Kombat character ... (checks script) 'Cole Young?' Wait, who the hell is that?'
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If 'Zack Snyder's Justice League' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
WONDER GADOT: (pause) "So how many of these newly added scenes are just repeating plot points five different ways?"
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If 'Wonder Woman 1984' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
'Thanks to 'Batman v Superman' I must preserve this bizarre alternate timeline, where nobody in 1984 has heard of Princess Diana!'
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If The New Star Wars Was 100 Times More Honest (And Shorter)
The STAR WARS EXPANDED UNIVERSE has vanished. Thus, with a blank slate and endless possibilities to explore, we're soft-rebooting A NEW HOPE.
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The Brutally Honest Version of Ant-Man Moviegoers Deserved
'Screw you and the spinoff TV series you rode in on. I didn't invent this shrinking formula just so it could fall into the wrong hands.'
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If Age Of Ultron Was 10 Times Shorter And Way More Honest
Remember you need to watch 41 hours of 'Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' to understand any of this.
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If The Hobbit Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
RICHARD ARMITAGE: That does it, Manu, I'm challenging you! There's no way we'd do an entire movie without accomplishing SOME benchmark, so either YOU'RE gonna die, or I'M gonna die, or at least SOMEONE will ACTUALLY ACHIEVE SOMETHING!
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If 'Django' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
CHRISTOPH shoots all the SLAVE TRADERS and FOUR GALLONS OF BLOOD spurt onto the screen, followed by SIX MORE GALLONS of BLOOD.
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If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
hanks so much for tearing my baby out of me with your mouth and turning me into this dead man-hunting monster.
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If 'Dark Knight Rises' Was 10 Times Shorter and More Honest
'I had a speech prepared to talk about Aaron Eckhart, but then I realized it would be the film's third podium speech in less than nine minutes.'
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If 'Avengers' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
RANDOM RUSSIAN BAD GUY: 'Did you just punch me with your hair?' (dies)
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If Hunger Games Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Percent Honest
Every so often, The Editing Room swings by to give us abridged versions of popular movies. And we're all better people for it.
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'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' In Under 5 Minutes
DAVID FINCHER: I don't know if you guys have seen the box office, but you may want to hold on to that money if you're planning on getting me to direct the other two books.
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If Twilight 4 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
ROBERT PATTINSON: I have to go to my bachelor party. But don't worry, my character has to remain appealing to even the most prudish girls, so there won't be any strippers. Just some good old-fashioned ritualistic animal killing.
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If 'Eclipse' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.
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If 'New Moon' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
ROBERT PATTINSON: Don't worry Kristen, I will protect you by hurling you against a wall and into a glass table!
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