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Erik Germ

Hi, I'm Erik Germ, writer, columnist...friend. I have a gigantic nose, a beautiful wife, two small children and a very sad IMDB page. I run a website called HugeFrigginArms.com that I never, ever update. Find me on The Internet by going to Google dot com and searching Erik Germ! I should be the only one out there with that dumb name.

I run a Variety Show on my twitch every month called Erikstravaganza. Follow on IG @erikstravaganza and twitch.tv/erikgerm

Also, I tell dumb jokes on twitter @HugeFrigginArms

Once, I wrote a cartoon show but for real-life people: https://www.cracked.com/video_18403_how-to-succeed-in-business-without-really-dying.html

And another time I invented a word! http://www.cracked.com/video_18451_how-stupid-words-get-added-to-dictionary.html

Is Gender Swapped Legally Blonde Still Progressive? (VIDEO)

Which is to say, not all that progressive.

Authors: By Erik Germ, Jordan Breeding
Published: June 28, 2022

5 Beloved Movies (That Had Completely Bonkers DVDs)

DVD menus did not have a tough job, but sometimes they failed in incredible ways.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: April 24, 2022

8 Weirdest 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Combos Taste Tested

Please have mercy on our stomachs and toilets.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: March 03, 2022

5 Franchises That Kept Going While We Weren’t Looking

Run that idea into the ground!

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: February 13, 2022

How To Successfully Deliver A Villainous Monologue

Time to hear yourself speak. You’ve earned it

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: February 01, 2022

5 Dark Backstories Behind Famous Characters

Kids enjoy TV shows. Adults read between the lines.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: January 09, 2022

5 D-Bags Of The Early 2000s (Where Are They Now?)

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: March 07, 2021

5 Sequels To Classic Movies We Never Got

Remember the time Willy Wonka traveled to the underworld? Folks, it happened!

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: February 16, 2021

The Sinister Secret Subtext In 'The Charlie Brown Halloween Special'

All of the adults in your town hate you, Charlie Brown.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: October 30, 2020

5 Childhood Favorites That Did Not Age Well

There's not a single thing from our childhoods that our kids will appreciate now that we live in the terrifying future.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: June 04, 2017

5 Awful Ways Advertisers Are Cashing In On Your Life

Now that we live in the future, you need to prepare yourself for the new wave of advertisements that are starting to appear in unlikely places.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: April 14, 2017

5 Reasons Why Passwords Are Useless

If the DNC can be hacked with so little effort, we're all at risk.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: January 18, 2017

How Samsung Can Recover From Their Exploding Phone Fiasco

I'm no fancy-pants marketing executive, but off the top of my head, I think it would behoove Samsung to consider the following.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: November 26, 2016

5 Simple Tricks The IT Department Uses (That You Should Not)

All of this computer magic is at the tip of your fingers - leave it there.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: November 12, 2016

How Adblock Plus Decided To Become Another Sleazy Ad Company

No, this is not a joke.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: October 04, 2016

6 Pointless Computer Programs Nobody Needs Anymore

Somehow, a lot of the technologies that wore out their welcome a decade ago have managed to stick around long after they should have filled digital mass graves.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: September 17, 2016

4 BS Infomercial Facts That Apparently Fool Some People

Apparently, infomercial directors never got the memo that they aren't supposed to make up some of the most insane claims you'll ever hear.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: August 24, 2016

5 Bizarre Celebrity Quirks You Can Never Unsee

Much like noticing a piece of food in a co-worker's teeth and then only seeing that piece of food for the rest of the day, I invite you to ruin your perceptions of your favorite celebs.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: July 18, 2016

Pop Culture Cocktails That'll Eff You Up In Real Life

Two of the world's most favorite pastimes are getting drunk and watching television. It's even more fun to do those two things in conjunction with one another, especially when the shows are inventing new and exciting cocktails for you to try.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: June 18, 2016

5 Secretly Bizarre Sections Of Websites You Use Every Day

If you have a child at home, immediately go block WikiHow on their computer.

Authors: By Erik Germ
Published: May 28, 2016