I write, interview, and research. I report the news to the people who report the news to you. I'm a Title Guy. I'm AuntieMeme's right-hand man in the Image Set Workshop. Those blurbs you skip over at the end of the articles? I do those, too.
When I'm not doing that I DO actually fight crime with the power of dance.
Personal Experience articles live here:
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1620-amway-5-realities-multi-billion-dollar-scam.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1776-i-clean-up-rotting-corpses-5-goddamn-nightmare-realities.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1936-6-realities-life-as-parent-autistic-child.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1964-6-horrific-realities-when-your-skin-falls-off-no-reason.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2004-6-shockingly-brutal-realities-organic-dairy-farm.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2050-we-watch-you-change-7-realities-retail-security.html
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1992-5-painful-realities-teaching-kids-with-disabilities.html
Sometimes I QuickFix:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-video-game-gimmicks-nobody-likes-anymore/
