Katie Goldin
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Bizarre Myths & Amazing Facts About Animals & Coronavirus
Try to be at least as smart as your housecat.
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- By Katie Goldin, Alex Schmidt
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17 Exciting Happy News Stories More People Should Hear
Is your news diet a balanced one? In ALL the ways?
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- By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Soren Bowie
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An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?
This looks like an act of desperation.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award
For all I know, this is an excellent book ...
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Drone Footage Shows Chill Shark Swimming Near Chill People
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Prisons Ban Shakespearean Love Sonnets But Allow Mein Kampf
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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All The Insane News Donald Trump Stopped You From Noticing
The news: if you’ve read it since the fall of 2015, it’s been nothing but Donald Trump stories, and Opponent Of Donald Trump stories, and the sports section (which is also kind of Trump news).
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- By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Cody Johnston
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Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's
I wake up every day a blank slate.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Inventor of Substitute Phones Is Too Optimistic About Humans
We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Family And Loved Ones!
It's that time of year again!
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- By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin
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Watch Your Back Mark Wahlberg: DARPA Is Making Spy Plants
There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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How Did This Suggestive Statue Get Past Quality Control?
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Tourists Fined For Borat Costumes Don't Realize It's 2017
Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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You Can Buy Christmas MAGA Hats To Alienate Your Family
Do you want to alienate your friends and family, while taking a bold pro-Christmas stance that literally nobody opposes?
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Bus Interrupts Cameraman's Once In A Lifetime Shot
Let us have a moment of silence for the poor Weather Channel cameraman whose soul was crushed by this bus.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/26/2017)
Jim Bakker would like you to buy his $60 bucket of pancake mix, which he claims can help protect you from damnation.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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