Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You’ll Have to Shuck Yourself
That’s how we keep the prices so cheap
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 31, 2025
Egg prices got ya down? Suck on some algae instead
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Circled Our Heads Like Cartoon Birds After We Got a Concussion
We’ve been swatting at them all day
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, January 30, 2025
Astronaut laundry is almost as cool as astronaut ice cream
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Five People Who Were Kings When They Were Babies
There’s a dude out there whose passport says ‘Previous King of Egypt’
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, January 29, 2025
We’re one step closer to actual Spider-Man web shooters
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Erupted From Our Trivia Orifice Like a Sitcom Spit-Take
Aw jeeze, we spit them all over our date!
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The 14 Funniest Things Ever Thrown at Politicians
Glitter bombing is due for a comeback
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, January 28, 2025
Finally: a map that’ll help you outrun vitamin D deficiency and seasonal affective disorder
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14 Unhinged Couples That Are Anti-Relationship Goals
If he wanted to he would (defend your honor with a Klingon sword)
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40 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia DM’d to Us by Our Second-Dumbest Coworker
Cool man, very insightful
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Douse the Fiery Rage of Injustice Burning in Your Brain
Every little bit helps
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40 Nerdy Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Built a Transformation Chamber That Suddenly Made Them Extremely Suave and Attractive
Did I do that?
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Make Snow Angels in Your Cerebrospinal Fluid
The first video game Easter egg was laid with malicious intent
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, January 26, 2025
How much Barq’s Root Beer could kill a man?
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Promise to Stop Drinking If You Let Them Be Secretary of Defense
You think an ‘alcoholic’ would offer to STOP drinking alcohol? Do you know how crazy you sound right now?
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture That Have Improved the Dental Health of Americans for Decades, But Are Now Illegal Because a President’s Nephew Did Too Many Drugs in the ‘70s
We must deplatform nephews
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Were Released From Prison by a Fellow Felon
Not a great recidivism rate so far, but we’ll see how it goes
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Arose From the Dead When We Uttered a Passage From an Ancient Tome
Our eyes turned milky white, and we spoke a dead language in a guttural growl. We’re in for it now
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 24, 2025
Doctors have invented a way to snort away your sadness. History repeats itself
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