Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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Five of the Most Expensive TV Shows of the 20th Century
Tuition for Acme Looniversity was not cheap
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Left in the Air Fryer Too Long
They were at least edible when we put them in. Now, not so much
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, February 4, 2025
If you’re looking for a rich person to devour, might we suggest the Goldman Sachs CEO who raked in over $100 million last year and moonlights as a DJ?
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Five Important Ideas That Started on Napkins
If you had a time machine, the most efficient way to change the world would be to un-invent napkins
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Have Battling It Out Inside of Us Instead of Those Two Wolves Everyone Else Has
You guys only have two? You have no idea how easy you have it
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Fell Asleep in the Back of the Classroom
If Shaq picks up the bill for your engagement rings, is that a throuple?
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The First Novels in Five Different Languages That Were Horny as Hell
If you ever see Mom reading ‘Kādambarī,’ give her some space
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Your Mom Says You Can’t Hang Out With Anymore Because They’re a Bad Influence
In Mom’s defense, they taught us a LOT of swear words
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, February 2, 2025
This is an especially keister-heavy batch
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are a Great Substitute for Eye of Newt in a Pinch
The fire’s burning, but the cauldron ain’t bubbling
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Focused on Wall Street, Not Main Street
These bits of trivia are out of touch with the American people
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40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia Sliced Ultra-Thin to Provide More Surface Area for Flavor and Structural Integrity to Your Sandwich
Now that’s how you make a hoagie
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Just Got Back From the Finest Clown School in Europe and You Can Tell It Really Changed Their Brain Chemistry
They are their clown and their clown is them
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You’ll Have to Shuck Yourself
That’s how we keep the prices so cheap
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 31, 2025
Egg prices got ya down? Suck on some algae instead
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Circled Our Heads Like Cartoon Birds After We Got a Concussion
We’ve been swatting at them all day
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, January 30, 2025
Astronaut laundry is almost as cool as astronaut ice cream
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Five People Who Were Kings When They Were Babies
There’s a dude out there whose passport says ‘Previous King of Egypt’
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, January 29, 2025
We’re one step closer to actual Spider-Man web shooters
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Erupted From Our Trivia Orifice Like a Sitcom Spit-Take
Aw jeeze, we spit them all over our date!
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