Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Volunteered As Tribute in Your Stead, Which Was Pretty Cool of Them
Thanks, man. Alright, well, we’re gonna get goin’
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Won’t Repeat If You Know What’s Good for Ya
You know what they say: ‘No stresso, no stresso, don’t need to be depresso’
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Happy to See Are Doing Well But We’re Admittedly Quite Jealous Of
Good for them, but like, come on
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, March 9, 2025
Kohler wants you to have sexual tension with your smart toilet
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Hangin’ From the Corner of My Girlfriend’s Four-Post Bed
I know it’s not mine, but I’ll see if I can use it for the weekend
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia, Never Worn
The saddest listicle ever written
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Stuffed One Inside the Other Like a Verisimilitudinous Turducken
Delicious
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40 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia We Got for Half-Off at the Jerk Store
Everyone knew you, by the way
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, March 7, 2025
Germany has a 500-year-old tree with its own address where you can send love letters to nobody
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Wrote Down in the Middle of the Night and We’re Not Totally Sure They Make Sense Now
Is this anything?
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, March 6, 2025
There’s a real-life Ace Ventura, and he went deep undercover to catch a butterfly smuggler
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, March 4, 2025
If I were caught in a historic volcanic eruption, I think ‘brains immediately turn to glass’ would be a good way to go
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are All Canon in Phase One of Our Trivia Cinematic Universe
Hope you’re ready for a multi-decade onslaught of content
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That May Technically Be Haikus and You’d Never Know
You don’t remember the pattern, do you?
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, March 4, 2025
If you’re trying not to draw attention to your ‘inflatable girlfriend,’ lighting it on fire should be at the bottom of your to-do list
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, March 3, 2025
Three words that should spark an anti-capitalist revolution are ‘Harry Potter Airbnb’
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12 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia We Keyed Into Our Ex’s Car
MrBeast says it’s better to be broke than a billionaire. We wouldn’t know, we’re making internet listicle money
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia They Won’t Teach You in School (Because the Department of Education Will Be Gutted Like a Fish)
If it’s not in the Bible, don’t expect to hear it in a public school for a while
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Got Jammed Up in the Vending Machine
All it takes is one to break the whole bunch loose
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Swam Up-River Directly Into the Gaping Maw of a Bear
A whole lotta work, all for nothin’
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