Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Husband Recited Instead of Writing His Vows
It’s the thought that counts
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 20, 2024
You can stop worrying about the murder hornets
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Recite to Stay Awake During Brain Surgery
We know you can’t play the violin or anything, but the doctor said this’ll do the trick
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, December 19, 2024
The geniuses at Taco Bell have gone back to the lab and invented... the chicken nugget
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14 Places That Had to Change Their Names for Embarrassing Reasons
I went to Gay Head and everyone said they’re tired of this joke format
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Found Us As Orphaned Infants, Took Us In and Cared for Us As If We Were Their Own
We thought WE were trivia until we were 18
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, December 18, 2024
What if your boss gave you a three-day weekend if you promised to doink more often? Some Japanese workers are living this dream
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Got When We Sat on the Wrong Guy’s Lap at the Mall
He looked like Santa, he smelled like Santa, but he wasn’t the real Santa
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, December 17, 2024
Everything you need to know — from Scrim to Grok
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5 of the Most Screwed-Up Presidential Statues
‘From a sculpturing standpoint, it’s better to show the body without any clothes. That’s why I left ‘em off’
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40 Random Bits of Unpasteurized Pop-Culture Trivia to Slurp Down With Your Raw Beef and Unvaccinated Poultry Like the Founding Fathers Intended
You’re obviously already very smart. You don’t even need these facts
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Yap About on Your New Podcast About Your Made-Up Meme Job as an Unelected Government Official
Nothing says ‘efficiency’ like two dorks no one voted for sharing the same job and starting a podcast about it
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia in Case You Need Some Filler for Your Annual Christmas Card
The kids didn’t do jack squat this year
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Feed the Worm in Your Brain Just in Case That’s the Last Thing Keeping You From Running for President
This may be the only way to keep polio from making a huge comeback
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, December 15, 2024
If you’re thinking about gifting someone a live animal this holiday season, maybe don’t
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia They Won’t Teach You on ‘Sesame Street’
Big Bird would be put on house arrest if he mentioned a single one of these
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39 Tasty Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Slurp on Like the Snozzberry Wallpaper in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
Go ahead kid, lick the wall
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Probably Become Distorted in Your Brain Over Time Like a Mental Animorph
You can never really trust your own memory
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 13, 2024
The bad news is: Santa Claus is dead. The good news is: We may have found his corpse!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Swallow Hook, Line and Sinker
Don’t ask questions, just swallow!
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