Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Blow Your Mind Like That One Livestreamed Watermelon
Your brain is a melon, each fact a rubber band
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40 Random Bits of TV and Movie Trivia Told to Us Over a Wooden Fence by a Wise, Fatherly Neighbor
If this guy’s so smart, why is he living next to us?
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12 Random Bits of Trivia From the Entertainment Biz
Seinfeld isn’t the richest person to appear on ‘Seinfeld’
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Juiced Out of the Brain of the Smartest Guy in Our Office
It did hurt, but he agreed it was worth it
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40 Random Bits of Trivia Your Grandparents and Your Grandchildren Couldn’t Possibly Understand
Imagine explaining to a toddler in 2075 who Hannah Montana was
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40 Random Bits of Horror Trivia We Thought Were Dead and Buried, But Then Thrust a Single Fist Up Out of the Dirt Just Before the Credits Rolled
Mandela Effect alert: Jason never actually kills with a chainsaw
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, September 13, 2024
If you’re looking for some rich folks to eat, a Chicago bistro is serving a $13,000 martini
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Like Snorting a Firehouse of Data Into Your Skull
It hurts a lot, but what a thrill!
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, September 12, 2024
Very lemur, very mindful
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5 Dirty Jokes That Are As Clever As They Are Obscene
This is the Mount Rushmore of dirty comedians
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40 Random Bits of TV and Movie Trivia That Are Like a Post-Credit Scene for Your Brain
Don’t leave before itvs over, you’ll miss all the good stuff!
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, September 11, 2024
Which brands unite both sides of the aisle in our capitalist hellscape?
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The 5 Oldest Porn Films on Planet Earth
The French have not proven themselves worthy of their pornographic cultural heritage
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40 Insightful Comparisons That Show How Your Favorite Franchises and Performers Have Changed Over the Years
Does no one have respect for canon?
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, September 10, 2024
Great news: your exotic poison fish dish might be prepared by a 10-year-old
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14 Seminal American Movies That Are Actually Remakes of Foreign Films
Three Men and a what now?
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Dredged Up From the Deepest Corners of Our Junk Drawer
Wow, this stuff was really useful 10 years ago!
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12 Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, September 9, 2024
The bald eagle really is the most American bird
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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Simmer Into a Cozy Autumn Brainstew
One of them is a tasty but inedible bay leaf. Don’t forget to take it out
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