Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Assigned to You by the Trivia Distribution System
When it’s your turn, the trivia will find you
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Great news for disgusting people: scientists have developed a milk-flavored virtual reality lollipop
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40 Premium Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You’ve Unlocked After Accruing 1,000 Trivia Pointz™
Your trivia tidbits are redeemable for the next 90 seconds
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Hand-Cobbled by Artisanal Fact Elves
Raygun has a pretty weak sense of humor, for an international joke
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, December 22, 2024
Grok is already trying to kill people
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Put Together Instead of Having a Catch With Our Boy
The cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon...
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sung to Us by Sirens As We Sailed Past the Rocky Cliffs of Their Forbidden Island
We removed the wax from our ears, and now we’re more turned on than ever
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That May One Day Be the Rosetta Stone That Future Generations Will Use to Decipher Our Language and Culture
They’re going to think Mila Kunis was our God
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Could Be the Konami Code for Your Brain
Maybe it’ll spawn an extra life!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Husband Recited Instead of Writing His Vows
It’s the thought that counts
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 20, 2024
You can stop worrying about the murder hornets
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Recite to Stay Awake During Brain Surgery
We know you can’t play the violin or anything, but the doctor said this’ll do the trick
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, December 19, 2024
The geniuses at Taco Bell have gone back to the lab and invented... the chicken nugget
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14 Places That Had to Change Their Names for Embarrassing Reasons
I went to Gay Head and everyone said they’re tired of this joke format
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Found Us As Orphaned Infants, Took Us In and Cared for Us As If We Were Their Own
We thought WE were trivia until we were 18
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, December 18, 2024
What if your boss gave you a three-day weekend if you promised to doink more often? Some Japanese workers are living this dream
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Got When We Sat on the Wrong Guy’s Lap at the Mall
He looked like Santa, he smelled like Santa, but he wasn’t the real Santa
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, December 17, 2024
Everything you need to know — from Scrim to Grok
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5 of the Most Screwed-Up Presidential Statues
‘From a sculpturing standpoint, it’s better to show the body without any clothes. That’s why I left ‘em off’
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40 Random Bits of Unpasteurized Pop-Culture Trivia to Slurp Down With Your Raw Beef and Unvaccinated Poultry Like the Founding Fathers Intended
You’re obviously already very smart. You don’t even need these facts
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