Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Lock Themselves in a Chapel Until They Can Agree on Which One Becomes Fact Pope
You know it smells crazy in there
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Carried You When There Was Only One Set of Footprints in the Sand
Or maybe you carried them. Honestly, the whole thing is kind of a blur
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Magneto Dissolved Out of Our Hemoglobin to Escape That Weird Prison
Sorry about that. But also, ouch
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Reunited for a Recap Podcast Because They Don’t Have Much Else Going on and It’s Easy Money
If no one’s biting on a reboot, what’s left to do but recap, right?
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Spontaneously Beached Themselves Upon the Shores of Our Amygdala
Nothing a little dynamite can’t clear up
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Decimate Your Brain’s Microbiome
Call it cranial diarrhea
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 9, 2025
Disney parks will tolerate a lot of weird stuff, but they draw the line at nose candy
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 8, 2025
Why is the TSA so obsessed with shoes when every lithium-ion battery in every laptop is one step away from being a whole grenade?
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14 Actors Who Defended or Straight Up Saved a Life of a Costar
No one can deny Pierce Brosnan’s 007 bona fides
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Didn’t Realize We Were Supposed to Dilute With Milk or Water So We’re in for a Wild Morning
We’re about to email God
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 7, 2025
A lawyer was literally laughed out of court because his logo was so lame
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14 TV and Movie Characters Played by Multiple Actors
Two Beckies worked out better than expected… let’s go for three!
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are a Bit Overdressed for the Occasion
Tone it down a smidge
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 6, 2025
Think you’ve got what it takes to break the world record for toilet paper stacking?
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The Dumbest Things Done or Said by Celebrity Smarty-Pants
David Attenborough walked so ‘Wildboyz’ could run
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Exploded Forth From the Internet Like a Chestburster
In a word: Ouch
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Getting Too Old for This Stuff
Pop quiz: What’s the shortest song to ever crack the Billboard Hot 100?
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14 Famous Actors Who Bombed Important Auditions
If at first you don’t succeed, call Joss Whedon
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, May 4, 2025
Oh, garcon? Bring me my caviar hot dog and four pounds of bananas
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Take Up Space at the Beginning of Your Recipe Blog Entry
Just get to the good stuff
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