Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Have Before Dinner If You Don’t Tell Your Mother
We’ll never hear the end of it
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14 Super-Common English Words That Someone Technically Owns
So many dorky fights have started over the words ‘Taco Tuesday’
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, December 29, 2024
This is your periodic reminder that McDonald’s participates in institutionalized slavery
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like Catnip to the Trivia Hound
Giving us the zoomies over here
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Spent Untold Billions on After ‘The Onion’ Wouldn’t Let Us Buy Their Credibility in the Meme Scene
If at first you don’t succeed, buy, buy again
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Outsourced to a Foreign-Born Billionaire Who’s Way More Interested in Our Job Than We Are
He’s really bad at it, but idiots think he’s great. And at the end of the day, that’s all that matters
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Your Mother Warned You About
We’re the bad boys of trivia
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Read Now or Double It for the Next Person
Do the right thing buddy
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 27, 2024
Mistletoe is way darker (and grosser) than you knew
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14 English Words We Actually Borrowed From Lesser Countries
We could have come up with ‘bazooka’ on our own if we wanted to
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Wouldn’t Believe If We Told You
We’ll give it a shot, but you’ll never believe us
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Assigned to You by the Trivia Distribution System
When it’s your turn, the trivia will find you
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Great news for disgusting people: scientists have developed a milk-flavored virtual reality lollipop
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40 Premium Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You’ve Unlocked After Accruing 1,000 Trivia Pointz™
Your trivia tidbits are redeemable for the next 90 seconds
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12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Hand-Cobbled by Artisanal Fact Elves
Raygun has a pretty weak sense of humor, for an international joke
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12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, December 22, 2024
Grok is already trying to kill people
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Put Together Instead of Having a Catch With Our Boy
The cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon...
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sung to Us by Sirens As We Sailed Past the Rocky Cliffs of Their Forbidden Island
We removed the wax from our ears, and now we’re more turned on than ever
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That May One Day Be the Rosetta Stone That Future Generations Will Use to Decipher Our Language and Culture
They’re going to think Mila Kunis was our God
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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Could Be the Konami Code for Your Brain
Maybe it’ll spawn an extra life!
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