Jordan Breeding
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3 Sneaky Ways Christmas Movies Become Capitalist Propaganda (VIDEO)
The final episode of Your Brain On Cracked.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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The Truth About Taking Guns Away From Cops (VIDEO)
You know, like in the UK.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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4 Stupid Horror Tropes You Never Noticed (VIDEO)
Why you do this, horror movies?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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How Did We All Miss This Twisty Horror Movie? (VIDEO)
Was it the government? It was the government wasn't it?
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- By Jesse, Zanandi Botes, Jordan Breeding
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4 Video Games That Need To Be Movies Already (VIDEO)
Second Sight > Captain Marvel
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- By Jordan Breeding
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The Single Craziest Horror Movie Ever (VIDEO)
We found it!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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We Gender Swapped The Truman Show And Now It's Just Modern-Day America? (VIDEO)
Wait, is this just how real life is now?
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- By Mark Hill, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The First Haunted House In Space (VIDEO)
Guest-starring Jason Pargin!
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- By Jason Pargin, Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Why Virtual Reality Sucks (VIDEO)
There are truly so many reasons.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Hey, Remember Josh Hartnett? (VIDEO)
Anybody remember Josh Hartnett?
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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An Interview With "Barbarian" Writer/Director Zach Cregger (Formerly of Whitest Kids U Know)
He knows his movie is goofy (and amazing).
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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We Gender Swapped Basic Instinct and Everybody Should Go To Jail (VIDEO)
KEEP THOSE LEGS CROSSED!
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- By Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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4 Movie Franchises You're Enjoying Wrong, Dummy (VIDEO)
You don't HAVE to just watch the movies.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Jordan Breeding
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The Historically Inaccurate Mozart Movie (Because It Didn't Show How Much He Loved Poop) (VIDEO)
Dude loved the stuff.
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The Dark Truth About Being Released From Prison (VIDEO)
It actually still sucks.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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4 Movies Where Everybody Needed To Chill For A Second (VIDEO)
Guys, CALM DOWN!
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- By Ryan Menezes, Jordan Breeding
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Are Twist Endings Fun Or Stupid? (VIDEO)
In Bodies Bodies Bodies, it depends.
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding
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There Will Never Be A Better UFO Movie (VIDEO)
So why even try?
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding
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We Should Remake '90s Action Movies With Better Action (VIDEO)
PEW PEW PEW!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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