Mac Faber
Follow me on twitter @macfabes where I sometimes tweet rude shit in defense of my beloved Orioles to national sportswriters trying to make lazy jokes. Otherwise, I'm probably writing something about dicks or farts or butts or what have you.
Oh, Come On: 4 Of History's Outrageous Early Sex Toys
There’s one other touchstone of just about every era of humanity to date: we all just really need to get our rocks off.
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'Hell Ride': 4 Theme Park Attractions That Should Never Have Existed
Every theme park has a ride that makes you wonder how it was ever greenlit in the first place, but some make you have to consider that the person running the theme park is actually just a villain from an Eli Roth movie.
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5 Historically Baffling Weapons Militaries Actually Made
Even for the insatiable bloodlust of humankind, we went a little overboard with our weapons of war ...
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6 Dumbest Old-Timey Workout and Diet Fads People Sold
Back in the day, folks turned to some even wilder, absolutely bs, workout and diet fads than we got now.
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7 Completely Unhinged Things Celebrities Wasted Money On
It’s no secret that celebrities like to buy dumb crap. And honestly, who can blame them? It would be fun to do foolish things with foolish amounts of money. But sometimes, celebrities go a bit too far ...
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6 True Stories About Vlad The Impaler (History's Creepiest D-Bag)
Vlad the Impaler went a little overboard on the whole being a really creepy dude schtick he really loved to lean into.
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5 '90s T-Shirt Brands That Were Pure Trash
Because in the ‘90s, most of us weren’t wearing cool band shirts and loose flannels, but we were instead rocking trashy, oversized t-shirts.
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7 Historical Super-Villain Designs (That Came From Leonardo Da Vinci)
Sometimes Leonardo Da Vinci's genius would also lead to him being a mad man.
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10 Most Embarrassing Wrestling Themes Ever Written
Music in the world of pro-wrestling can be ridiculous in the best of ways. These theme songs are not that.
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8 Most Embarassingly Stupid Video Game Accessories Ever Sold
Wow, gaming really does rot our brains.
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8 Happy Meal Toys That Should’ve Stayed in the Box
McDonald's toys are just an approximation of reality, much like their food.
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11 Annoying Christmas Songs In Need Of A Snowy Exile
These leave us wanting to club Christmas playlists with a candy cane.
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8 Horrendously Clownish Celebrity Fashion Products
This always, always turns out horrible.
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4 Weird Early Celeb Hosting Gigs
See Keanu Reeves visiting a teddy bear convention.
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The Realistic '80s Water Guns That Became A Real World Problem
Putting hyper-realistic water guns into the hands of kids and releasing them into the general public ended up backfiring.
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6 Batty Purchases That Helped Bankrupt Nicolas Cage
Nic Cage’s finances led to some interesting career choices, and it’s absolutely wild to look at some of the purchases that landed him in that pickle.
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6 Wildest Moments From The Wildest Marathon Ever Run
The most bonkers Olympic event in history was the 1904 marathon in St. Louis.
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The Brief, Lucrative History Of Psychic Sham Miss Cleo
All psychics are frauds, but none did it better than Miss Cleo.
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Lava Lockup -- The Man Who Rode Out A Volcanic Eruption In His Cell
Ludger Sylbaris was no mere mortal like us.
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15 Full-On Bonkers Conspiracy Theory T-Shirts
We're not saying our government ISN'T full of lying monsters. But still ...
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