Hi, I'm Amanda. I got this Cracked account because I have a daydream that Tina Fey will read an article I write, fall in love with it, then cast me as her niece on 30 Rock.
I also dream of writing for The Onion: http://theonionshouldhireme.blogspot.com/
Identity theft is one of the most widely committed crimes in the world. Sometimes the crimes are so elaborate and the consequences are so strange and unpredictable that it almost makes us want to cancel all our credit cards.
