Found in a baby crib in a hospital somewhere in Ohio (for the sake of the innocent and government security, no more details about Case File 12345: Incident "Birth" will be revealed), the mysterious "Colon" was trained in the arts of Sarcasm and comic books during a Karate Kid-esque training montage that lasted twenty years. Now eager to put his commentary of trends in fiction and interest trivia/fascinating tidbits into action, he hopes to one day get his work published on this very site for all to read, and is grateful for the opportunity.
