When I am not posing as a mild-mannered and ill-tempered programmer, I am punching internet boredom in the junk with science. Where can you find this crime-fighting hilarity? Observe:
Twitter; My twitter feed is an endless stream of awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "ridiculous bullshit" follow at your own risk.
https://twitter.com/Vodstok
I also write for Man Cave Daily:
http://mancave.cbslocal.com/personality/david-dietle/
See what I look like when not in bird form (and I only smoke sausages)
I also have a Tumblr, which is like The Onion, OF SCIENCE!
http://scitechgadget.tumblr.com/
And on Twitter
@SciTechGadget
I also have another Tumblr where I explore UFOs, Paranormal things and cryptozoological stuff:
http://cryptufortean.tumblr.com/
Also on Twitter
@CryptUFOrtean
I also share the world of food "facts" on @foodsreviews69
And if you would like to read more sciencey, Cracked-type stuff from me, I have a site:
http://zombiechops.com/
It's great, I swear.
I also have a serial over on Jukepop. It's not funny, but I wasn't trying to be. *Cough*
https://www.jukepopserials.com/home/read/148/?chapter=1&sl=964
