Scott Meyer
Hello,
My name is Scott Meyer, and I am the creator of Basic Instructions, ... the wordiest comic strip on planet Earth.
The Smartphone Owner's Paradox [COMIC]
Sometimes you can love your smart phone too much.
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How to Act When You Meet a Celebrity [COMIC]
You're probably going to act like an asshole when you meet them. Just go wtih it.
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How to Be a Good Husband During 'Lady Times' [COMIC]
It's our duty as men.
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When HD TVs Are Too HD [COMIC]
Some shows weren't meant to be seen in HD, at which point they look like Mexican Soap Operas.
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Straight Guy's Guide to Being Friends With Hot Women [COMIC]
Bragging about your stamina is a bad idea, it turns out.
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How to Compose a 'Tweet' [COMIC]
Brevity is the soul of sounding like an asshole.
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How to Combine Two Wrongs to Make a Profit [COMIC]
Synergy is more commonly known as an energy drink from Holland.
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How to Dream Of What Might Have Been [COMIC]
You've got to be realistic. When it's someone else's fantasy ...
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How to Evaluate a Stupid News Story [COMIC]
Remember when we cared about such ridiculous stuff ... last month?
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How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
Revenge is best served cold. But this will do.
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How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision [COMIC]
One of the most difficult things in the world to do.
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How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup [COMIC]
Beyond rifling through her purse while smellinng her breath.
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How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]
It's a game as old and retarded as time ...
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How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
Ways that don't end in your arrest.
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