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Simon Bower

Simon Bower writes to get over a girl who rejected him for not doing anything important with his life, "like writing comedy on the internet".

He's also a stand-up comedian who has performed in sold-out shows at the Canberra Comedy Festival and Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

If you want to contact him with job offers or undeserved praise, you can find him on Twitter (@simonsbadtweets) or e-mail him at simonb93@live.com.au.

5 Iconic Designs of Famous Characters (That Were Mistakes)

The great, creative minds who've built your world were just as prone to stumbling backward into success as the rest of us.

Authors: By Simon Bower , B.T. Doran
Published: March 02, 2015

5 Shockingly Childish Abuses of Power by Hospital Employees

Hospitals kind of need to keep things professional, since a tiny mistake can mean death and a massive malpractice suit. Of course, not everyone got the memo.

Authors: By Simon Bower , A.C. Grimes
Published: June 26, 2014

The 5 Most Hilarious Ways Anyone Ever Failed at Their Job

These are the kinds of things professionals have nightmares about: the hilariously ironic failures that everyone will find out about.

Authors: By Simon Bower , John Parry
Published: September 07, 2012

7 People Who Risked It All to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals

Obviously some people seem to be training to win the gold in the screwed-up priorities Olympics.

Authors: By Simon Bower , Eddie Rodriguez
Published: May 18, 2012

6 Bizarre Side Effects of Foods You Eat Every Day

Mmm... Tastes like auditory hallucinations.

Authors: By Simon Bower
Published: October 13, 2011

5 Romantic Movie Gestures That Were Actually Dick Moves

If you sit and think about it, the real-world implications of some seemingly romantic gestures become so unsettling that they start to look about as romantic as an unsolicited boner text.

Authors: By Simon Bower , Megan B.
Published: July 03, 2011

The 7 Most Ridiculous Cases of Misplaced Priorities

We've all had moments when our priorities weren't quite in line, like the time you punched a kid for mispronouncing

Authors: By Simon Bower , Eddie Rodriguez
Published: May 19, 2011

6 Intimate Details You Can Tell Just By Looking At Someone

Experts say you can tell a whole lot of intimate details about a person just by looking at them. It's not magic and it's not 100 percent. But it is science.

Authors: By Kathy Benjamin, Simon Bower
Published: May 16, 2011

8 Absurd Jokes That Predicted Real Life Events

Authors: By Simon Bower
Published: April 10, 2011

6 TV Shows You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives

Sometimes cartoons can have a live-action impact.

Authors: By Simon Bower
Published: March 28, 2011