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Alaric Penname

Former Cracked contributor.

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http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-celebrity-products-that-are-proof-people-will-buy-anything/

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-ways-drones-will-soon-make-future-miserable/

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/how-torontos-totally-deranged-mayor-stayed-in-office/

4 Celebrity Products That Are Proof People Will Buy Anything

Hey, well all need pretend joints, right?

Authors: By Alaric Penname
Published: August 31, 2013

4 Ways Drones Will Soon Make the Future Miserable

You should be pretty scared.

Authors: By Alaric Penname
Published: July 06, 2013

How Toronto's Totally Deranged Mayor Stayed in Office

Not only did Toronto knowingly elect a morbidly obese chronic substance abuser for mayor, but this guy has been Chris Farleying it up for years.

Authors: By Alaric Penname
Published: May 26, 2013

The 5 Creepiest Ways Major Companies Are Watching You

The information age has been steadily providing technology that is allowing corporations to get to know their customers better than their own families.

Authors: By Alaric Penname
Published: April 12, 2013

5 Shockingly Advanced Ancient Buildings That Shouldn't Exist

It turns out the engineers of times past were nothing to sneer at, and some of their accomplishments make ours seem slightly embarrassing.

Authors: By Eric Yosomono, Welldone Quibranza, Alaric Penname
Published: March 07, 2013

8 Ordinary Photos Hiding Mind-Blowing Details

Sometimes a photo that looks completely boring and mundane at first glance can reveal mind-blowing details once you bother to take a closer look at it. Like two visible areolas.

Authors: By Eric Yosomono, Xavier Jackson, Curren Mcdowell, Alaric Penname
Published: November 12, 2012