Nimby Smith
I like to think of sentences. And then, hopefully, translate those little signals in my brain into hand movements so I can type them out using a keyboard.
Sometimes the process fails.
Check out the award-winning Twilight topic page I wrote with sephira. All the funny parts are probably hers, but I provided what I'm sure are crucial sentences between her jokes.
http://www.cracked.com/topic/36-twilight/
5 World-Changing Geniuses (Who Were Also Total Monsters)
Thank you?
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6 Of Your Favorite Foods (That Have Horrible Secrets)
Some might say that food is literally crucial to human survival.
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- By Nimby Smith
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6 Ways The Star Wars Movies Were A Total Nightmare To Make
It's a miracle the Original Trilogy got made at all, given how much of a white-knuckle nonstop carousel of suffering it was.
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- By Nimby Smith
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6 BS Psychology ‘Facts’ (You Believe Because Of Movies)
Science's understanding of mental health has improved greatly in the past century. Hollywood's, and thus society's, has not.
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- By Nimby Smith, Carolyn Burke
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6 BS Movie Plots (Hollywood Keeps Insisting Are Realistic)
Movies write a lot of checks reality won't cash.
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- By Nimby Smith
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7 Real Ads (That Were Clearly Made By Insane Nihilists)
Sometimes ads not only make zero sense, they're downright degrading.
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- By Nimby Smith
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6 WTF Things You Had No Idea Tobacco Companies Got Away With
With everyone knowing how dangerous their products are, Tobacco companies have developed insidious tactics to stay relevant.
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- By Nimby Smith
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6 Huge Side Effects Of Legal Weed (Nobody's Talking About)
Unfortunately for those who wanted their legal weed to come with a mellow high, it turns out that marijuana legislation has some crappy side effects.
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- By Nimby Smith
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6 Impostors Who Took Fraud To WTF New Levels
A few of the weirdest, laziest frauds out there have managed to get so far with such ridiculous lies that it makes us worry.
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5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet
We're about to have the Legion Of Doom running this country. And we aren't talking about the awesomely spiked tag team of wrestling fame.
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5 Absurdly Brutal Ways America Still Abuses Native People
The atrocities of the Standing Rock pipeline protests are but a few drops in a giant, Olympic-sized pool.
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- By Nimby Smith
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7 Famous Companies Who F**ked The World And Got Away With It
While the sales pitch of every successful company is to offer consumers some way to make our lives better, a whole bunch of them have secretly been doing the exact opposite.
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8 Huge Stories Nobody Paid Attention To In 2016
Or 'everything else big that happened that wasn't a presidential election.'
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6 Fun Activities That Were Horrifying Throughout History
Pick even the tamest weekend activity out of the divorced dad's guidebook, and you'll find that the nearest equivalent in olden days was a horrific, inhuman distortion of what we have today.
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- By Nimby Smith, Carolyn Burke
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The 5 Most Purely Evil Leaked Memos From Famous Companies
These organizations found a way to turn scum-sucking evil up to 11.
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- By Nimby Smith
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6 Insane Conspiracies Hiding Behind Non-Profit Groups
Behind many nonprofit groups are big-money interests trying to hijack your goodwill for their own, usually greedy, purposes.
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- By C. Coville, Nimby Smith
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5 People Who Failed Their Way to Fame And Fortune
These are the people who failed, and failed so hard, that their failures became a source of entertainment for millions... and they cashed in accordingly.
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