Luke McKinney
Luke studied physics until he found out how much fun writing was. Now he does both and is the happiest man in the world.
He still doesn't believe he gets paid to talk about drink.
Read more at www.lukemckinney.net
The 7 Most WTF Scandals In eSports History
ESports will suck the soul straight from your Red Bulled-addled body.
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6 Endangered Animals We Should Let Go Extinct
It's noble to want to save other species. But we have to be picky.
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5 Awesome Ways People Are Defeating Drones
Self-defense against drones is now a moral imperative.
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Can All These Headlines About Aliens Be Full Of S**t?
Headline writers will throw their journalist ethics into a Sarlacc pit at the first sniff of a signal from above.
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5 Things This Generation Is Trying To Render Extinct
Millennials are blamed for more problems than Gremlins, and are treated as less human. But exactly how fair is that?
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Live-In Sex Servants: 6 Ways People Exploit The Homeless
It takes a truly awful person to extract money from people who have less than none in the first place.
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5 Ways Working In Silicon Valley Is A F**king Nightmare
Silicon Valley thinks the '80s never ended and Star Trek's Borg are a team-building exercise.
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5 Scientific Theories That Will Melt Your Brain
These suggestions belong in a book by Douglas Adams.
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5 Hilarious Stories Of Stock Prices Driven By Stupidity
Behold five stock-market stupidities that make Scrappy-Doo look like a good investment.
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6 Hilariously Nerdy (Surprisingly Epic) Wikipedia Fights
When random strangers get together and have an internet battle, it gets awful for everyone.
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5 Advocate Groups Who Are Shockingly Angry For Dumb Reasons
There are so many annoying people out there that it's a wonder the world isn't a giant Thunderdome. However, there are some people who find the most ridiculous things rage to about.
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5 Much Better Alternatives To Famous Board Games
Trivial Pursuit: The only game where it's possible for to just publicly play with themselves and win while everyone else sits there.
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6 Video Games That Made Sexism A Selling Point
'We wrote a prophecy that says you gotta have balls. Deal with it.'
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5 Scientific Explanations That Get Misused Constantly
Even well-intentioned educators misuse many science cliches.
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6 Ridiculous Excuses Game Designers Gave For Sexist Costumes
Hair seems like it's a pretty practical replacement for clothing.
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6 Video Game Easter Eggs That Were Hidden A Little Too Well
Your in-game cell phone in GTA V can dial up more than just Mad Max-themed vehicles.
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10 Sex Illustrations You Won't Believe Are On Wikipedia
Turns out Wikipedia is not as SFW as you would think.
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8 Patents That Prove Inventors Don't Understand Condoms
Given enough time, all awesome dick-related inventions will nut-slapped by inventors who don't know what they're doing.
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5 Common-Sense Dating Apps That Unbelievably Don't Exist
If a dating app is encouraging you to meet strangers, then it should also help get away from them.
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