My crazy opinions are only mistaken for non sequiturs.
I sift through unreadable academic papers, moronic celebrity texts, ancient books, horrible internet conspiracy vlogs, esoteric corporate legalese, and obscure news clippings to bring you only the finest articles about ... well, anything I'm preoccupied with this particular week.
Freelancer, researcher of the eccentric, and columnist, I've been a regular contributor here since 2014.
