Erik Barnes
Erik Barnes is a writer, comedian, actor, and pro-wrestling commentator. Follow him on Twitter @erikwbarnes. Venmo him @Erik-Barnes if you feel like tipping him for the laugh. If not him, shoot a few dollars at your favorite vetted charity that helps POC, LGBTQIA, impoverished people, or any mix of those. Or not. I'm not your dad. But I am disappointed.
18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, November 9, 2023
‘My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend’
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, November 8, 2023
‘I get those maternal feelings. Like when I’m lying on the couch, and I can’t reach the remote control. It’s like, ‘Boy, a kid would be nice right now’’
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, November 7, 2023
‘Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go’
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, November 6, 2023
‘Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!’
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13 Dark Humor Jokes About Superheroes and Supervillains
The bright light of justice can’t hide all the darkness of these jokes
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13 of the Funniest Jokes and Burns About Elvis
Elvis is one of our biggest pop icons, making him one of our biggest bull’s-eyes for jokes
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13 Hall-of-Fame Worthy Jokes from Andy Kindler
On the list of best ‘comedian’s comedians,’ Andy Kindler’s name is deservedly near the top
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, November 2, 2023
‘Having a baby is a huge responsibility. It’s like a five-year commitment, and you have to be ready for it’
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, November 1, 2023
‘Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love’
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, October 31, 2023
‘My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money’
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13 Fun-Sized Jokes and Bits About Halloween
Open your bag for some Halloween humor
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, October 30, 2023
‘Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal’
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13 Funny Jokes and Bits About Ghosts
We ain’t afraid of no ghosts; mostly because we’re too busy laughing at them
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13 Dark Humor Jokes from Saturday Morning Cartoons
Saturday morning toons could unleash some dark jokes on kids’ cereal-sugared brains
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14 Howlingly Funny Jokes About Werewolves
Like dogs, werewolves provide an endless supply of furry comedy
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13 of the Funniest Jokes, Gags and Tricks From Penn & Teller
It’s hard to know what’s harder — comedy or magic? And yet, Penn & Teller manage to make both of them look easy
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, October 26, 2023
‘If you’re with a girl and she’s crying randomly, she’s going through a breakup. I know you’re together, but she’s going through a breakup right now’
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, October 25, 2023
‘There’s this area of the ocean where all the trash is accumulating because of currents and stuff. Apparently, it’s massive. It’s called Florida’
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, October 24, 2023
‘I do everything in my power to be as attractive as possible, and tonight, that’s to look like one of Christopher from ‘The Sopranos’ friends’
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13 Funny, But Just Barely Comprehensible Jokes from Characters Speaking Total Gibberish
Sometime the funniest punchlines are the one that most confuse your earholes
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