I'm verbose.
Also, I write stuff. Feel free to check out some of that stuff below.
CRACKED QUICK FIXES:
5 Insanely Childish Ways People Are Dealing With Grudges:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-insanely-childish-ways-people-are-dealing-with-grudges/
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The 4 Worst Places The Mainstream Media Used the Wrong Photo:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-4-worst-places-mainstream-media-used-wrong-photo/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CrackedRSS+(Cracked%3A+All+Posts)
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4 Darkly Hilarious Ways Companies Screwed Up Copy Editing:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-darkly-hilarious-ways-companies-screwed-up-copy-editing/
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4 Nightmarish Ways Creepy Crawlers Are Terrorizing Humanity:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-nightmarish-ways-creepy-crawlers-are-terrorizing-humanity/
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The 4 Worst Attempts to Talk About Racism:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-4-worst-attempts-to-talk-about-racism/
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4 Brazenly Stupid Criminals Who Just Didn't Give A Crap:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-brazenly-stupid-criminals-who-just-didnt-give-crap/
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4 People Who Just Suffered From Freakishly Bad Luck:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-people-who-just-suffered-from-freakishly-bad-luck/