Don't let the little bit above fool you. My actual real name is Kelsey Carl Hofmeister, but I figured Hoff would be easier to pronounce.
Been coming to Cracked for years and finally got myself published in 2012. The fruits of my labors are below. You should read them. They're pretty funny.
While the protagonists of kids movies are learning important lessons and living happily ever after, some overlooked characters end up suffering fates that are often worse than death.
