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'The Bachelorette' Has Completed The Transformation Into A Sport
It is something we've always known, but dang if this season's finale didn't prove it.
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Seems Like Nobody Wants To Win This Season Of 'The Bachelorette'
What happens when they all suck?
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'Bachelorette's 'Kiss' Was Fake Even By Reality TV Standards
Even from the meta-reality we inhabit while watching this show, this made our brains hurt.
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We've Reached The Most Awkward Moment On 'The Bachelorette' Possible
There is only the ever-present, infinite cringe of this one singular event permeating throughout the multiverse
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'The Bachelorette' Just Did 'Seinfeld's 'The Contest'
Can any of these hornt up reality stars truly be masters of their domain?
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Maybe 'The Bachelorette' Doesn't Need A 'Villain' Anymore
Maybe the real villain all along is this show.
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'Fast And Furious' Connection To 'Better Luck Tomorrow' May Run Even Deeper
It might not just be Han ...
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How 'The Bachelorette' Is Turning Into 'Survivor'
"I'm not here to make friends," is no longer an option.
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The Bizarre Origin Of Massachusetts' Statue Of A Boy ... Uh, 'Riding' A Turtle
Consider us shell-shocked.
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Don't Actually Admit You Came On 'The Bachelorette' To Be Famous, Dummy
This might be the dumbest move in 'Bachelorette' history.
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'The Bachelorette' Keeps Making The Winner Too Obvious
We'd say spoilers, but we're not saying anything the show doesn't already tell you.
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Zelda's Timeline Will Be Even Messier (Thanks To Breath Of The Wild 2)
'Zelda' has a lot of great things. An easy-to-understand timeline isn't one of them.
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It Turns Out That, Yeah, It Doesn't Matter Who Hosts 'The Bachelorette'
'What will this show possibly look like without Chris Harrison?'
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What 'Fast And Furious' Can Learn From Its Bollywood Counterpart
If 'Fast and Furious' wants to keep the fun going even a little bit longer, it wouldn't hurt to take notes.
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Uh ... Does Mega Man Poop Out Of His Arm?
Everybody poops, even robots. There's a whole book about it.
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Don't Stop At A 'Fast And Furious'/'Jurassic Park' Crossover
Let's crossover everything until we die.
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5 Characters That Should Be In Other Shows: 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Edition
The gang is versatile enough to appear on any show, but what would be the best show?
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The (Continuing) Baffling Battle For Rotten Tomatoes' Top Movie Spot
There's a bizarre battleground for top ranking on Rotten Tomatoes, but we guess that's where we've come to as a society.
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'Army Of The Dead' Should Have Been A Video Game
Zack Snyder is a hell of a game maker; he just happens to make his games in movie form.
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Want To Feel Old? Watch The 'Friends' Reunion Trailer
Could I BE any more reminded of my mortality?
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