Brendan McGinley
My life got a lot more rewarding when I switched my goals from "Make timeless art" to "Ride bikes and eat tacos."
http://www.brendanmcginley.com/cracked/ -- My complete Cracked work (Topics, etc.)
5 Bizarre Comics Written By, And Starring, Celebrities
Stars are just like us! They eat food! They elude people conducting surveillance on them! And they write thinly veiled versions of themselves into comic books!
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You Really Have No Idea Who The Villain Of Frozen Is
Either Hans is the most convincing sociopathic mastermind in Disney history, or other forces are at play.
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- By Steve Wetherell, Brendan McGinley
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Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane
Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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7 Artists Whose Work Will Give You Nightmares
These creators gazed deep into the abyss, and the abyss blinked.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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9 Iconic Superheroes Who Were Based On Real People
This is borderline likeness infringement.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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5 Extremists It's Impossible to Take Seriously
It's difficult to sift through all their B.S. and unfortunately the only way to strengthen that sense is to dive right in.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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5 Reasons Irish People Don't Love American St. Patty's Day
A Transalantic discussion of our global holiday
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- By Luke McKinney, Brendan McGinley
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The 6 Reasons Valentine's Day is Always Awful
This is the year. This is the Valentine's Day you nail Cupid's wings to the wall.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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5 Times Gold Made Something Less Valuable
Let's look at some gilded gewgaws that really are Midas-touched in the head.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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Why Whisky Is a Manly Drink (But Not How You Think)
Scotch is a lot like a second puberty
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- By Brendan McGinley
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5 Star Performers Who Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them
These artists beat the odds and achieved their dreams ... however stupid those dreams turned out to be.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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Eulogy for the Genius of Adam Sandler
The obituary for the former funnyman from 20 years in the future.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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The 4 Most Cold-Blooded Things Ever Written Down
Prepare yourself for the most cold-blooded poems you will read in April's National Poetry Month.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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5 Sketchy Facts You Didn't Know About Valentine's Day
The history of Valentine's Day is so screwy, it's amazing people even bother falling in love these days.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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10 Insane Diets No One Should Ever Try
It's a new year, and that means itemized self-loathing. On everyone's list? Some insane diet fad or another.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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28 Items from the Worst Gift Catalog Possible
Gather ye round the fire for another yuletide reading of the Pumblechook & Figg holiday gift catalog!
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- By Brendan McGinley
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4 Modern Sins Pretty Much Every American Is Guilty Of
We as a nation harbor greater sins than LMFAO. Here are the modern behaviors everyone is guilty of, regardless of party, persuasion, or parish.
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What to Expect When Your Ex Is Expecting
You should probably start drinking now.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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A Shadow History of American Football
Football is, and always will be, a rough-and-tumble game.
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- By Brendan McGinley
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