Aaron Kheifets
Aaron Kheifets is an occasionally mustachioed comedian, writer and director.
You are allowed to follow him on twitter, https://twitter.com/AaronKheifets and to look at his website http://www.aaronkheifets.com/
We're Ending The 'Covfefe' Thing Right Now. You're Welcome.
On Tuesday night, a beautiful new meme came into this world. With what precious little time it has left, we should live out its entire meme lifecycle.
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Miracles Don't Prove God's Existence, This Awful Stuff Does
The more you learn about the world, the more you see that it has clearly been meticulously engineered to be as frustrating and awful as possible.
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5 'Vintage' Items That Are Hugely Overrated
It seems weird that movies are trying to convince us that all the old ways of doing things are objectively better than our modern methods.
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Why Everyone Is Wrong About The Economy
Trump saving our economy is, like, for real fake news.
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The Terrifying Shortage Nobody Is Talking About
America is running out of poison.
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5 Science Headlines You Can Immediately Ignore
A lot of science journalists don't even bother to try, and just tell us what they think will excite us the most.
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5 Comic Characters That Need An R-Rating More Than Venom
Some comic book arcs require more adult tellings to do their stories justice.
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- By Daniel Dockery, Aaron Kheifets
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5 Ways Americans Would Make A Real-Life Purge Boring As Hell
Well, it's March of 2017, which means it's time to start getting ready for the First Annual Purge.
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5 Dumb Things Hollywood Apparently Believes About Scientists
Movies are wrong about fundamental things like what scientists do, why they do it, and whether they wear lab coats while working on their computers.
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The Ramifications Of Milo On 'Real Time With Bill Maher'
Our writers couldn't agree on how to best tackle this issue, so we had them tackle each other -- figuratively, as our 'Blood Arena' was banned by HR.
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- By Daniel Dockery, Aaron Kheifets
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Why You Won't Be Able To Trust Anything You See Or Hear Soon
Regardless of where you are on the political hypercube, we can all agree that fake news has become a real problem.
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9 Hard Truths Trump Wishes He Knew Before Becoming President
There are drawbacks to being an outsider.
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So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated
Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.
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- By Katie Goldin, Aaron Kheifets
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Apparently There's A 7 In The AM? 5 Horrid But Useful Habits
Some improvements are tough because they don't actually look like improvements from the outside.
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6 Pros And Cons Of Going To Protest The Inauguration
Despite my being a big ol libtard / feminazi / whatever the four young conservatives are calling us these days, I had a bit of an internal debate about going to this protest.
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The War On Xmas Is Real: And I'm Its Architect
Accept a warm 'Happy Holidays' from me, the mastermind behind the War on Christmas.
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The Electoral College's Rules Are More Dated Than We Thought
Is the Electoral College a useful check built in for good reasons, or is it an antiquated and insane system that is a stain on our national honor, like the Nielsen ratings system?
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