13 Eye-Rolling Sequel Names We Simply Cannot Condone
We’re not ones to stifle creativity. We wouldn’t want to just slap the number 2 on a movie title and walk away either. We’d be right there in those meetings, throwing around good, bad, and ugly sequel title ideas. Yes, you’d probably hate 99% of them, but maybe we’d sneak a gem in there. Who are we to judge? A pitch meeting is supposed to be a safe space for all ideas (no matter how dreadful). We do feel bad for calling out the ridiculous ones, but come on… These were the ones they went with? Really?
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Like, Piranha 3DD? What do piranhas and large breasts have in common?! It’s in 3D, so we already got the fun little play on 3D in the title with its predecessor Piranha 3D. Jackass 3D also dropped in 2010 (a fun little trend) so adding that double D for this 2012 installment did actually make it a slightly different title. But it weirdly puts it in the porn title category, and there ain’t nothing sexy about piranhas. Nothing. So here’s that and 12 other untenable, ridiculous, and eye-rolling sequel naming conventions.
The “fast,” the “furious,” and the just plain “F’d.”
The problem with labeling anything “final.”
Will MaXXXine feature Vin Diesel? Asking for a friend.
Put it in cruise control, honey. We’ve got a few hours till the next pit stop.
So, wait, do the piranhas have double D’s? Man, we hope not.
Like the failed sitcom Heil Honey I’m Home, we’re good on Nazi titles.
2 many asses.
A new Air Bud football movie could involve a “Pun”ter. Sorry.
A Major League movie without the Major League.
Again, let’s not be too hasty with the word “Last.”
You have to seriously research which ones which.
We’re gonna train, then train some more. Then let the citizens do it for us since we’ll be in Miami and Moscow.
Return and Revenge? Oh, cus of the Curse.
