13 Weirdos Who Method Acted Too Close to the Sun

Want to suffer emotionally and physically while simultaneously annoying absolutely everyone else on set… Try method acting. That was our late night infomercial pitch. And honestly, method acting has a lot in common with late night infomercials. On the surface, they both seem like a great idea, but it’s so rare that anyone’s happy in the end. We get it, you’re playing another person, so trying to “become” them kinda makes sense. But when the director says cut, and you keep pretending you’re an 1860’s gang member, you seem like a complete sociopath. How is anyone on set supposed to relate to you? Just go back to your trailer and stew in your insanity.
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Eye rolls aside, these actors actually did real damage to their mental and physical health. It’s near impossible to feel bad for them though. Losing 50 pounds for a role is one thing (and commendable on some level) but contracting a near-fatal Staph infection from not showering for months is just straight up irresponsible. Your fictional character is filthy, not you, you silly multimillionaire! For that and a slew of other harmful cases, here are 13 weirdos who method acted a little too close to the sun.
Tom was dying to take a shower.

20th Century Studios
Meryl Streep

20th Century Studios
Shia, no one wants your tooth. They would like you to shower, though.

Columbia Pictures
Yes Kate, method acting as a Nazi might have some psychological blowback.

The Weinstein Company
Just take a screen combat course, Sly!

MGM
Al Pacino

Universal Pictures
Hilary Swank

Warner Bros. Pictures
Tattoos, Rooney. Not piercings.

Columbia Pictures
Daniel Day-Lewis

Miramax Films
Regulating your blood sugar is a thing, Ashton!

Open Road Films
Oldboy

Egg Film, CJ Entertainment
When method acting pisses everyone else off.

Universal Pictures
Yeah, we’d dump his ass too.

Canal+, Studio Babelsberg, StudioCanal