14 Bits Of Trivia That Were Given To Us By An NPC, Unlocking Several Exciting New Sidequests

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and join the fun at the Fact Auction! We've got some real gems for you today, starting with the shocking revelation that drinking any amount of alcohol is actually bad for you - according to a massive meta-analysis of over 100 studies. But that's not all, you fine folks! The US Postal Service still relies on mules to deliver mail in some remote areas, and we're not horsing around. So let's hear those bids for a trusty mule and a sturdy mailbag! And last but certainly not least, we've got a rare treasure for you: the scripts for Curb Your Enthusiasm are only seven pages long. It's mostly just an outline, but the actors improvise most of the dialogue. Who needs a script when you've got Larry David's improv skills? So come on down to the Fact Auction, where the bids are high and the facts are even higher!
The Giving Trump

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Good Story, Never Happened

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John Malkovich

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Grass

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