15 Bits Of Trivia We’re Hoping To Imprint Onto Our DNA So Our Progeny Will Know Them Instinctively

Hey there, fellow gorgeous trivia junkies! Did you know that Coke and Pepsi might make your balls bigger? So, if you want to impress your lady, just chug a liter of cola before date night! Also, Michael Jackson's "Bad" and "Smooth Criminal" are not just catchy pop songs - they're based on real-life violent crimes. So next time you're dancing to MJ, just remember that you're shaking your booty to the beat of some serious criminal activity. And speaking of origins, did you know that kiwis, the cute and fuzzy fruit, actually originated in China? They were even called the "Chinese gooseberry" before getting their new, catchy name based on- what else- racism!

And that's just a taste of the wacky and wild trivia world. So keep on learning, my friends, and remember: the more you know, the more interesting you become (or just the more confused people will be around you). Yay!!! Let’s dive in, shall we?