15 Horny Quotes from Wholesome Folks

We never thought of Mr. Rogers as a sexual being. Until now.
15 Horny Quotes from Wholesome Folks

Well, it looks like even the most prim and proper folks succumb to those pesky animalistic urges too. Sometimes they venture out of their comfort zones, and spill some sexy beans to the public. We never once thought of them and sexual activity as part of the same universe, but here we are. And why we ever decided to venture down this road might always remain a mystery, because we may never be the same after tracking down these spicy quotes.

 Some famous folks are synonymous with sexuality. It’s how they got famous in the first place. So hearing about sex from them isn’t even shocking anymore. They’ve desensitized us all. The shock that we got (and will now share with you) is that people like Daniel Radcliffe and Florence Henderson decided to give the world their take on sex. Those and 13 other wholesome, once-innocent people share their experiences with copulation.

Mr. Rogers discusses his sexuality.

Mr. Rogers was bisexual Не told gay psychologist William Hirsch that if sexuality was a scale, Well, you know, I must be right smack in the middle. Because I have found women attractive, and I have found men attractive. CRACKED

American Public Television

Yahoo

Betty White’s classic joke about balls and vaginas.

Betty White on taking a pounding: Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things really take a pounding! CRACKED

Disney Platform Distribution

GoldDerby

Steve Burns from 'Blue’s Clues' dated a Playboy model.

Steve Steve flexes his Blue's Clues muscle On a date with a Playboy model, Steve noticed a Blue's Clues-themed birthday party, and popped in to impress her. I thought, believe it or not, this is the only game you have, man. CRACKED

Nickelodeon

BuzzFeed

Nerdy Topanga Lawrence on her honeymoon.

Boy Meets World Topanga Lawrence's strip-tease Cory and Topanga get married and enjoy their honeymoon suite. Topanga throws her nightie over his head and says, There's nothing under these covers but me. CRACKED

Buena Vista Television

Clip on YouTube

Harry Potter had a great time losing his virginity.

CRACKED Daniel Radcliffe on his (and his friend's) first time: I'm one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time. I'm happy to say I've had a lot better sex since then, but it wasn't as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people's were - like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge.

Warner Bros Pictures.

BuzzFeed

Meghan Trainor’s husband was all about that bass.

Meghan Trainor finally felt sexy She said about her husband Daryl Sabara, I never really felt sexy with guys before. No one expressed how they liked my body ... in the bedroom until I met Daryl. Не is obsessed with it t - every inch. CRACKED

Epic Records

Insider 

Sheldon Cooper spreads the good word.

The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper gets creative: If Kripke asks, tell him my coitus with Amy is frequent, intense, and whimsically inventive. CRACKED

Warner Bros. Television Distribution

Clip on YouTube

John Krasinski isn’t just cute little Jim Halpert anymore.

Michael Bay changed John Krasinski After putting on 25 Ibs of muscle for Bay's 13 Hours, he said, It is so much better for me being jacked because you feel so much more confident, and you see yourself as this much more sexual person, which is really fun. CRACKED

Paramount Pictures

Elle

Florence Henderson wasn’t afraid to discuss senior sex.

Mrs. Brady gets better with age Florence Henderson once said, There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better. CRACKED

CBS Television Distribution

BrainyQuote

Ashley Banks is all grown up.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ashley Banks on losing her virginity: It's not 'doing it,' it's 'making love.' And yes, I think I'm gonna do it tonight. Which makes Will and Carlton scream in fear. CRACKED

Warner Bros. Television Distribution

Clip on YouTube

Kelly Clarkson wants us to know that sex isn’t weird.

Breaking! Kelly Clarkson admits she has sex! I was single for many years. So, I have children , and how one makes children is generally what I do before bed. That's not a lie, that's real! And it's not weird, it's natural. CRACKED

RCA Records

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