15 Ways We’re Destroying Our Relationships, According to Science
Not to alarm you, but you are probably doing everything wrong. We’re talking the basics: eating, pooping, breathing. How many times have you gone to the dentist only for your friendly neighborhood hygienist to identify yet another brand-new way you’ve been brushing your teeth wrong? It’s a wonder you can get out of bed in the morning. Hell, you’re probably doing that wrong, too.
So how on earth could you be expected to maintain functional adult relationships? Those things are more booby-trapped than Kevin McAllister’s teenage porn drawer. Even when it seems face-punchingly obvious what you should or shouldn’t do, you might be wrong. Ever found a partner clearly upset by something too basic to even talk about, but you have no idea what you did? Welcome to hell. At least science is here to tell you how you fucked up. x x x x x x x x x x
Weddings
Most of Them Involve Time Travel, Guys
Columbia Pictures
It’s Why Video Games Have Computer Players
Seriously, Put Down the Phone
It Didn’t Work Out on ‘The Good Place,’ Now, Did It
Irreconcilable Snooziness
Not That Way
In-Person Boobs Are Scary
Business Time
Manipulation is Generally Bad
Phub-a-Dub-Dub
Fight For Your Right to be Happy
You Know You Want Chinese
Less Sin, More Laziness
To Breed or Not to Breed
