15 Scientists Who Used Their Own Bodies As Laboratories

The field of science used to be a wild west that more closely resembled a bachelor party gone wrong than a tidy laboratory, but these days, it’s a highly regulated practice. If you want to do a science, particularly involving human subjects, you have to jump through all kinds of hoops to prove you won’t intentionally kill anyone or inflict lasting psychological damage on them, which is really for the best. Do you want Tuskegee experiments? Because that’s how you get Tuskegee experiments.
Sometimes, though, the science you want to do is so inherently unethical that you have no choice but to do it to yourself. Even back in the wild west days, you couldn’t always convince a representative sample of people to, say, let you hit them in the junk after injecting cocaine into their spines. Thanks to the (occasionally actual) balls of these self-destructive scientists, we now know stuff that otherwise wouldn’t be possible to know (or at least what we don’t know).
Crossed His Heart, Hoped to Die

Don’t Tell Tom Cruise

Trigger Warning For ‘My Girl’ Fans

Turns Out It Was Vitamins

Big Deal, We Do That Every Sunday

Super Pumped

At Least It Worked

HSL University of Virginia,
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It Hurt to Pee For a Whole Different Reason

Annoying AND Dangerous

Blood, Sweat, and Vomit

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Bed Bugs

Dr. Acula

Case Studies in Biomedical Research Ethics, by Timothy F. Murphy (via Google Books)
August Bier

Joseph Barcroft

The Forbidden Canape

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